Amiira Posted June 26, 2003 How to Identify An ***** (Doqon) ? (1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate". (2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind. (3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out. (4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it. (5) He tries to drown a fish. (6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change. (7) He trips over a cordless phone. (8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. (9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius". (10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes". (11) He invents a solar powered flashlight. (12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves. (13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead. (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home. (15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor. (16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an ***** !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Changed Posted June 26, 2003 looooooooooooool ya allah that was funny walaahi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captivating_SouL Posted June 27, 2003 lool....ahh tha was cute.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality Check Posted July 1, 2003 lol That was funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amiira Posted July 2, 2003 I am glad you guys enjoy it, I did I was laughing so hard when I 1st so it. Specialy " he trips over a codeless phone" . MIZZ-UNIQUE I like your signature sis. Manshallah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted July 2, 2003 lol' i like the last one'...keep em coming "(16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an ***** !!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuRvIvEr Posted July 4, 2003 damn that was hilarious straight up.I couldn't stop laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD Posted July 5, 2003 loooool easy to spot a doqon i guess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted July 5, 2003 OH NO YU DIH'ENT!-Yo check this out! (9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius". ---yu sayin sags are DOQONS? This is WAR-lol tha was funny tho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xafsa Posted July 6, 2003 heeeheee...that was funny!!! 8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
