Xafsa Posted June 26, 2003 A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "Head on boolevard..." dang it! Scratch scratch. He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head. "Head on curb." Why did this one crack me up so much...its seems so simple but it made my day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+. Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?" The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captivating_SouL Posted June 26, 2003 lool@ Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business." tooo cute..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted June 29, 2003 hahaa! That is fun stuff....I liked the first one better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted July 2, 2003 loool i like the first 1...he got her 2 on a nice come back..shout Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted July 3, 2003 "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business." LooooooooooL this kid is clever.... maybe what he say was jesus on the cross. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nafta Posted July 6, 2003 liked the first one the best....but the others are good as well...keep em coming!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xafsa Posted July 6, 2003 Originally posted by Hijabified Sista: LOOOL@police man thats my favorite one....I still can't figure out why...there's no punch line yet it managed to make me laugh out loud Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted July 6, 2003 Hahaha...I liked the first two. "Head on curb" ...it simplifies things eh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
