nafta Posted June 23, 2003 A friend of mine sent me this one and honestly i was crackin up on the floor!! Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filsaneey Posted June 23, 2003 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I don't think i see something funny and shouldn't be in the joke section too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Section6er Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by Filssan: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I don't think i see something funny and shouldn't be in the joke section too reeeeeeeeeeeeelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax :cool: :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nafta Posted June 24, 2003 thanx sectioner, glad to see sum ppl havent lost their sense of humor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amiira Posted June 25, 2003 HAHAHA It is funny and disgusting at the same time. Creative, but not good for the eyes of the innocent like me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted June 25, 2003 this is a horrible joke lol,sounds good 2 me, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NinBrown Posted June 25, 2003 LOL.creative and funny shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted July 4, 2003 lol@LANDER....HI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xalimo7 Posted July 4, 2003 rat-a-tat-tat, best intentions going down for the toilet stuck in the particular. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pujah Posted April 23, 2005 LOL@MIXING BOWL........TOOK ME AGES TO FIGURE IT OUT OH WELL ... :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted April 23, 2005 Do not lick mixing bowl after use.....very disgusting,but f***ing funny!hehehehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted April 24, 2005 oh mama! somebody should've warned me. This is soooo xrated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted April 24, 2005 >>>>>>If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. Are you encouraging *****nimo..That is why we are different from them...All others well done.. But where is ORAL? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted April 26, 2005 If cake rises,leave town......that can't be a good thing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites