Paragon Posted June 20, 2003 Someone forwarded this lines to me so i thought i should share'em with you guys ------ >"OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me." > >"Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you." > >"I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam. > >"To watch you pray is a sin of its own." > >"Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?" > >"You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me,and we will go >one-on-one our entire life." > >"Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am more than willing to do my part..." > >"Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?" > >"Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?" > >"Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?" > >"What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all >through school > >Can I have your mahram's phone number?" > >"So, read any good Surahs lately?" > >"Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm >hereafter." > >"Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?" > >"Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thinkerman Posted June 20, 2003 lol Jamaal those where refreashing to say the least. Am sure anyone of the above will amuse and charm most of our nomad sisters, although some of them like "Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm are perhaps abit to risky to even contemplate using lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted June 20, 2003 Shujui sxb ... I found it refreashing too. I didnt know if there were islamic pick ups till this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted June 20, 2003 Funny and creative......I will try them on them on the Muxajabas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaabir Posted June 20, 2003 i dont mean to be a party popper but i see these lines are insulting, they seem to be writen by non muslims.... :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A7LA-SHU Posted June 20, 2003 DARMAN IT SOUNDS LIKE IT. COZ THEY SURE REMIND ME OF MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARS.. I REMEMBER THE BLACK GUYS IN MY CLASS WOULD SAY THE FIRST ONE. WHEN WE HAD THIS WHOLE MONTH OF SWIMIN FOR PE CLASS. SOME DIDN'T SOUND THAT NICE BUT I'LL BE HONEST THEY WERE FUNNY. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadlyVision Posted June 20, 2003 Funny as it may seem..that was ****** ..Jamaal. .... Qoute: ___________________________________________ >"You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me,and we will go >one-on-one our entire life." > >"Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am more than willing to do my part..." > >"Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?" > >"Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?" _____________________________________________ :confused: :rolleyes: C'mon bro_ jokez on limit* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miriam1 Posted June 20, 2003 Some of those were defintly written by non-muslims, but some like.. "Can I have your mahram's phone number?" i heard this one from a guy once during an eid picnic. Just lets say i was shocked at his courage and bluntness! Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?" "What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school I find these to be very cute&funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted June 21, 2003 That's so deadly stuff you got there Jamaal_11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted June 21, 2003 >"Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room" LOL,that was so cute Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khayr Posted June 24, 2003 Salaamz >"What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all >through school > >Can I have your mahram's phone number?" > >"So, read any good Surahs lately?" > >"Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm >hereafter." > >"Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?" > >"Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room" Those where some funny pick up lines. Imagine calling the sistah a Horain/Hore. I think that your liking to catch a 'bad one' from her. Horain is not a familiar term and sounds like Whore to the avg. muslimah (I would think!). Anywayz, for those that got angry at Jamaal or didn't like the post, EASY UP! You need to broaden your sense of Humour. Fi Amanallah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad_Boy Posted June 26, 2003 looooool Yo jamaal you got some funny joke's.I like it. It was tight. So I was wondering if you can get some somalain pick line's it was a while back sinceI heard of them.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conscious Manipulation Posted June 28, 2003 asalaamu alaykum >>>Can I have your mahram's phone number?">>>> I like this one, nice and straight to the point. I think any brother who is courageous enough to say this to a sister is certainly worthy of consideration. Plus, it shows he isn't after the usual "let's go out and get to know eachother and if someone better doesn't come along until then we can talk about our long term engagement" crap. Just my 2cents! salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted June 28, 2003 LoL guys and girls I am glad you enjoyed it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD Posted June 28, 2003 Some really funny and cute pick up lines Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
