Women Of The World !!

[TechBoy]

A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:

 

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

 

IRISH WOMAN:

 

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

 

ITALIAN WOMAN:

 

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend

 

JEWISH WOMAN:

 

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

 

POLISH WOMAN:

 

First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.

Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

 

CHINESE WOMAN:

 

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

 

INDIAN WOMAN:

 

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

 

BLACK WOMAN:

 

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!

 

LATIN WOMAN

 

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car

Second Date: She is pregnant

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.

[SuNsHyNe]

LOL!!!

 

What about Somali Women?!?

[SuNsHyNe]

LOL!!!

 

What about Somali Women?!?

[silent-sistah]

lol@SUNSHINE......I WANNA HEAR THE SOMALI WOMEN ASWELL!

[SOULSEARCHER]

I think somali woman would be sort of like the indian woman only

the first date would be: get interrogated by her family, second would be get interrogated by her family some more, and then IF AND ONLY IF they approve can there be the third date which is of course the wedding.

[SOULSEARCHER]

I think somali woman would be sort of like the indian woman only

the first date would be: get interrogated by her family, second would be get interrogated by her family some more, and then IF AND ONLY IF they approve can there be the third date which is of course the wedding.

[MrClark]

LOL

 

I think somali women r

 

1st date: take her to Mcdonalds

2nd date: to her to freinds house and have sex in the dark

10th date: still come to u r freinds house and have sex in the dark

 

LOL

no offense gilrs is just a joke

[Amiira]

I don't think so MrClerk, the real Somali woman don't do that.

Here is how Somali Woman Date

 

1st Date: Take her and her friends out for Expensive dinner

2nd Date: Meet her Family

5th Date: set up wedding date if the family aproved.

[nuune]

IRISH WOMAN:

 

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

lol,that is true i tell you since iam Dublin

 

what about somali women,i think it depends the location like those in the west or in somalia,for the one's i have seen,their first date is like the Irish one,no difference at all,they behave like Irish,the point is also the somali lady who is in italy must be like italian lady and so forth lol