-Serenity- Posted June 11, 2003 One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength...and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence...to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. AH! THE POWER OF ESTROGEN!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted June 13, 2003 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Damn!!!...I thought the third one will ask for "God take me to the otherside of the river" heheheheh Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent-sistah Posted June 15, 2003 lol, and i thought it was gonna say the third guy got bored and lonly and said, please God, bring back my friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TRUTH-SHALL-SET-U-FREE Posted June 16, 2003 hehehehehe that's a good one. At least he wasn't turned into a woman who would be afraid to break a nail or what not Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
