DAD Posted June 7, 2003 It now seems we can't even trust our math teachers also. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ At Reagan National Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math destruction. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "notorious Al-Gebra movement" ..hahaaa... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DAD Posted June 7, 2003 Here are some more math jokes. Kinda lame, but very funny. *In a speech to a gathering of mathematics professors from throughout the United States, George W. Bush warned the academics not to misuse their position to force their often extremist political views on young Americans. "It is my understanding", the president said, "that you are frequently teaching algebra classes in which your students learn how to solve equations with the help of radicals. I can't say that I approve of that..." __________________________________________________ At a press conference held at the White House, president George W. Bush accused mathematicians and computer scientists in the U.S. of misusing classroom authority to promote a Democratic agenda. "Every math or CS department offers an introduction to AlGore-ithms", the president complained. "But not a single one teaches GeorgeBush-ithms..." __________________________________________________ "What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns" Hahahahah.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted June 7, 2003 helping radicals, what a funny, Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math destruction ha haa hahah a Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
