Thinkerman Posted June 4, 2003 Well now.....isn't this a tangled little web... There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device ... a vibrator ... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent fake," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy ... if you explain the kids." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted June 4, 2003 oooow damn.....tug laqabtay....loooool.kkkkkkk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted June 4, 2003 LoooooooooooL shidh hit the fan - STHLM_Lady i think you meant to say "Tuugad la qabtay" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted June 4, 2003 LoL @ "Tuugad la qabtay"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captivating_SouL Posted June 4, 2003 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@shujui that was sick and a half but it was funny..mad funny lol. anywho keep us enetertain *2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted June 4, 2003 hahaahahaahaha this must be the funniest stuff i have heard of since 2003 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD Posted June 5, 2003 looooooooooooooooooooooooool nice one "explain the kids" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent-sistah Posted June 5, 2003 lollzzzzz,,, u joka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
