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10 YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY!

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10 Things Men Won't Say

 

 

 

1-Sex is overrated.

2-I don't want to go too far on the first date.

3-Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.

4-There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.

5-I'm glad I don't have a large pen!s.

6-My hips are too big.

7-Aw, can't we watch Oprah?

8-Does this suit make me look fat?

9-I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.

10-Your Friend looks sexy!

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Senora   

Originally posted by THE CLOWN:

10 Things Men Won't Say

 

3-Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.

never say never,..my sisters ex actually told her this one!!!

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Iffah   

Princess....laaa! The nerve of him... redface.gif .well u did say Ex..did she also give him a good slap? :D

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Originally posted by CLOWN:

i assume he was refering to your breasts huh?

did he ever hit on you? come on you can tell me!

he must have been retarded and no wonder he's her ex 2day!

but i'd still like to know what made him say what he has said to his beloevd wife and your sister,

i'm sure he said the devil made him say that!

No he never hit on me.....he really wasn't all that bad of a guy, its just that he wasnt to smart....the saying" think b4 u say something" never occurred to him.......see this is how it went down........my sister is a babe....she's beautiful, she has it all, but she's not to blessed when it comes to that area......and she brought it up one day when we( me, her and her ex)were all together......she talked about how she wish she had bigger breasts..and she started joking about how she might want to get some implants.....of course i told her that she didnt really need it b/c her beauty takes the attention away from that.....but her knucklehead boyfriend told her that it might be a good idea, and that if she got it the same size as mine..."it would just be lovely", lol....well she got mad, and he kept saying "Baby, im sayin, u know your beautiful, but we all know your sisters breast are bigger than yours!!"......sooo i hope that explains it

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