REMIX!! haha post ur funny lyr remixes ta any song

[BORN_BRANIAC]

whuts going down!! come n show, post ur funny lyrics ta any song, post ur funny remixes, giv the name of da song 2,,, ima start it off 1) my remix is r. kelly (ignition) --

now usually i dont do this buta , go ahead and break em off a lil remix

now im not tryin ta be rude but hey lil girl im feelin you, i know your daughter's only 2 , but she lookin kinda cute....

[J.Lee]

loooooool here is the full version......

 

Intro)

Now,um,usually I dont do this but uh....

Go head' on and break em off wit a lil' preview of the remix....

 

(Verse 1)

Now I'm not tryin to be rude

But hey lil' girl I feelin you'

I know you daughters' only two

But she's lookin kinda cute

That's why i'm all up in her face

Tryin' to get her to my place

Get her lil ass on tape

So all of yall can scream "Rape!"

 

So baby gimme that Toot Toot!!

And gimme that Beep Beep!!

Running her hands through my Fro'

And she's 4 years old'

Her body saying she's ready...

 

(Chorus)

It's the remix to Igniton

So please hide all yall children

R.Kelly's not in Jail

So he's still hittin on infants

Sippin on Coke and rum

He's like so what he's drunk

It's the freakin week-end

Grab a lil' child and have him some fun

 

Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce

Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce

 

(Verse 2)

Now it's like Murder she wrote

Once I get you out them clothes

Take you back to my home

And let me piss on ya dome

Now im feelin what you feelin

No more hoping and wishin

Im about to take someone's kid

And poke up their lil' infant

 

So baby gimme that Toot Toot!!

And gimme that Beep Beep!!

Running her hands through my fro'

And she going on on four

Her body saying she's ready

 

(Chorus)

 

It's the remix to ignition

Hot and fresh out the kitchen

R.Kelly babysitting now

So you should hide all yall children

Sippin on Coke and Hen'

He's like so what she's ten

It's the freakin' week-end

He's about to make some new friends

 

Kool-aid poppin in the stretch Navigator

They too young for alcohol,They just barely Teen-agers

I got babies to my left,Toddlers on my right

Bring em all together,R.Kelly's havin' fun tonight

 

And after the show it's the (After party)

And after the party it's the (Hotel lobby)

And around about four you gotta (Clear the lobby)

Then grab a lil girl and (Rape somebody)

 

Baby gimme that Toot Toot!!

And gimme that Beep Beep!!

Running my hands on her chest

This girls barely got breast

Her body clearly not ready

 

It's the remix to ignition

So please hide all your children

R. Kelly not going to jail

So please hide all yall infants

Sippin on coke and rum

He's like so what he's drunk

It's the freakin week-end

Grab a lil child and have him some fun

 

It's the remix to ignition

Hot and fresh out the kitchen

R.Kelly's babysittin now

So you should hide all yall children

Sippin on coke and Hen'

He's like so what she's ten

It's the freakin week-end

He's about to make some new friends

 

Toddlers up in this jeep

Foggin' windows up

Blastin Bow Wow'

In the back of my truck

Bouncin up and down

Dont catch no tantrum now

To the remix

Cuz He's raping you now

[nuune]

any lyrics from DMX would be appreciated if u post it,aamiin

[Mujahida]

Nuune, " why do you always say amiin after you finish writing? :rolleyes:

[SOULSEARCHER]

"IN DA TUB"

 

Go go go go go go go

Go shower, smellin funky

U need body wash, smellin funky

U need to wash your booty right, smellin funky

U better wash better wash b/w your crack u smellin funky

 

Chorus

U can find me in da tub,

Bottle full of suds

And mami I got the Zest

For my body I need to rub

I need to get all wet

B/4 I start to rub

And don’t give me no hug

If u smell like Scruff McGruff

 

When I pull of my shoes and I step on da rug

Take a wiff of my feet and u know I’m smellin rough

I’ve been workin all day and u know my work is tough

Take a shower now and then and my b/o’s way too much

But now I got sweat stains, pants down, steam up

Put my foot in da tub and then I use some green stuff

Gotta use shampoo cuse my hair is smellin like shrimp

And the rest of my body I can only relate to a chimp

Wash my butt, wash my legs, I might’ve missed a few spots

I’m not clean I need to whip out that new soap I just bought

Washin off dirt, If I was spanish I’d describe this smell as loco

My plan is to put my own neck in a chokehold

This soap’s bogus man, my smell should be a crime

It’s real, It’ll kill, and it’s here all the time

The soap’s in my eyes, the soaps in my fro

My nose is ready to die and I’m bout to go “Stanky!”

 

Chorus 2X

 

My toes, jelly rolls, even my fro

R smellin like month old chicken wings

My hands, my feet, my pits, my gut

Look, I’ve worn these clothes for days and I ain’t changed

 

And if u smellin, or u ain’t been shavin

Don’t be mad when I tell u that we ain’t goin be datin

I’m like Shaq or Jabbar, my smell is a highlight

If you’re a dirty ass girl then just get outta my sight

When my smell get da pumpin u know the funk is on

U see the fumes from my pits and think I’m lightin a bong

When I come from work u say I’m dirty as a worm

Why u talkin bout me honey, your booty smells like a burned perm

I’m a spray me some AXE on me

Goin head, fresh my smell up

U wanna date, u better wait, “U don’t wash your butt, what?!”

U need to go upside your head with a bottle of suds

U ain’t smellin funky w/me

 

Chorus

 

Don’t act like u be smellin good all the time neither

U stink time to time so wash, wash off

Stink Unit

[SOULSEARCHER]

big chicken a.k.a

big pimpin

 

Uh-hu, uh uh uh.

 

It's fried chicken, baby.

 

It's fried chicken, it's 12-piece.

Feed me. Uh-hu, uhh. Uh-hu.

 

Ba-ba-baked chicken.

Ba-ba-baked chicken.

 

You know I chow 'em, eat 'em, love 'em, munch 'em.

I just love to eat 'em.

Take them out of Lee's, Famous Recipe.

I really need 'em.

When I complain, they breezin'.

They ask me, "What's the reasons?"

I'm a junkie in every of the word, dawg.

Got my greasy and my baked-up.

In the buffet is where I eat 'em.

Til' I need a nudda' piece, Til' I need another bucket.

Then it's "What's yo' order, sir, please hurry up."

Let 'em deep fry my chicken, and hand them my ten buck.

Many cops wanna get chicken in their guts.

Stop by, and pick up a 'buck.

Just because you got good wings, I got my things.

So you can be chowin' it up, man I,

Parts without bones, I ain't be frontin'.

Chicken with a heart that's like a woman's.

Money for nothing, just some breasts.

I'll be forever whacking,

At the chicken legs, of a chicken's passion.

I got no patience.

And I hate waiting.

Yo' get yo' butt here,

And let's O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, chicken legs now.

O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, yeah.

And let's O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, chicken legs now.

O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, yeah.

 

 

We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.

Pay the cash now.

I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.

We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.

With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

 

Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.

I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.

We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.

With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

 

Chicken it's the- big Southern take-out meal to go.

We just want white chicken bones.

With dark meat, and some more to go.

And here, right here's, my sce-nawr-e-oh.

Oops, my bad, that's scenario.

I ain't taking that long, so here it goes.

Now I want some corn cobs here to go.

Moe starts pointin'- he says "There he go!"

Now these cashiers know we want mo' meat than a little bit.

Or we'll take him to our little crib.

Then I'll look at him, and spit. That'll give him alittle hint.

Go read to sign you illiterate sonofagun and get you some contacts.

Don't be surprised if I catch yo' hint 'bout me.

And I'll be easy on you with some slab.

We are ghetto hungry, so sad, we just can't take it.

Hurry up with our order, punk.

Or I'll punch you in the face, where your breaking, you fakin'.

I will not pay if my pay is gay, and crummy with bad skin on.

Now sit your butt down in front. Now I won't be blunt.

Timberlake is a ding-dong.

Pumpin' it up with the fruit cons.

That's the stuff that we torture those brats on.

Ain't the type that gets my flow on.

But when the chicken is hot, then the skin starts poppin' like popcorn.

We keep legs, thighs, breasts in the bucket, man.

I need big breasts for the bigger man.

You've tripped, he's flipped, gettin' chicken with a tip.

About how to cool the baked chicken legs, foo!

 

We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.

Pay the cash now.

I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.

We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.

With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

 

Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.

I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.

We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.

With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

 

 

Uh, I'm chowin' it, lovin' it, eat it all in my crib.

All my seats are leather and greased, in my hood we call it creased. {huh?}

Everybody wanna ball, holla' in KFC startin' a brall.

If you up, you will fall, you can't screw me, ya'll.

If I hated chicken baby, I would not have my greasy leather seatings.

Chronic tonic, deadly baby. No rest until the white guy gets me.

Uhhh, now what ya'll know about Kentucky Fried Chicken, boys.

Maybe they'll have some special toys, special things, of course stupid toys.

 

 

We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.

Pay the cash now.

I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.

We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.

With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.

I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.

We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.

With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

[SOULSEARCHER]

sorry bout da last, it was to long

this is another jay-z paradoy enjoy.

WHAT? No Pizza? Then F*ck you B*tch

 

Can ya eat wit me? eat wit me?

 

Can I eat it in the morning without having to heat up the dough and even worse if there was no Pepperoni!

 

If i couldn't eat my pizza pie and spy on the pizza guys where they live at, would I be fat?

 

If I couldnt go and get more at the buffet again, would i try then to just survive then

 

If you tried ta eat my pizza, then I'd have to beat ya, but then youd come around me, and then you'd pound me.

 

If I had to go to the bathroom would ya, put your two lips on my bread stick eat it could ya

See yourself with a pizzaman workin like 9-5 but eatin the profits to survive yo

 

do you need a dolla so you can get some at the malla. be sure you say you want pizza

 

If you can just fill yourself with some pizza with the crispy dough. baby girl if this is so

 

yo

Can I get a hell yeah cuz you know I wanna be like "stone cold but I can't be

I'm justa panzie

[SOULSEARCHER]

best one so far

 

Shhh...

Relax ya hair and let ya kitchen free

and start rollin' up them naps wit some TCB

Hot comb in the house (uh huh)

Kuckabucks...get ya naps pushed back, by the nap pushbacker

Frizzy head in the house

Still here, never left, I need J-U-S-T-F-O-R-M-E beeyotch!

Hair stylist in the house (y'all figure...)

She's a track fixer, scalp itcher, braid spritzer n***a!

 

Hold up pimp,

every time I see ya dreads, they look like dookie and shrimp.

Don't forget about the braids 'cause they lookin' mighty tacky

Why don't you go to Young's and pick up some Super Yaki

Number 3? You know that's too light so change it to 1B

But in the mean time, go get you some new weave....

No perm in 5 months, got ya kitchen knotted

You need a relaxer in, before ya braids start rottin'.....

 

Y'all don't see nothin...

Thank God, who sent you? It's Perm Repair comin!

Who the what, what, what...

Hair knots, in South Bronx, out of the reach of the perm box

Buckshots on your head,

Lint in your dreads,

Thread in First Down, keepin that weave sewn down (Ooh wee!)

Holla if you want drama with...

Dark and Lovely, Just For Me, TCB, perm it!

[SOULSEARCHER]

I don't like the original song at all.

 

UH UH

it hurts like this

UH UH

UH UH

thats the way it is

 

'cause it hurts like this

UH UH

UH UH

thats the way it is

 

Come out

whats the hold up for

cant poop

and boy my ass is sore

and if I only watched what I eat

I would be

 

able

to let it all out

go on

with my normal route

and my time in the bathroom is done

and I wont become

 

someone trying to

just remove poop

but its being held back

and I cant relax

Im trying to get through

but I cant because you see

tell me

 

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated?

I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited

It hurts like this

cause you try,

and you die,

'cause it dont,

go to the bowl

but it dont come out now

easily

this would be

if I had just eaten

much better

 

I cant

get it to come out

hurts bad

I can feel it now

Where it is, and where I need it to be,

its making me

 

Cry out

when the pain returns

come out

take a couple turns

You know

the pain hurts really bad

because Im

 

someone trying to

just remove poop

but its being held back

and I cant relax

Im trying to get through

but I cant because you see

tell me

 

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated?

I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited

It hurts like this

cause you try,

and you die,

'cause it dont,

go to the bowl

but it dont come out now

easily

this would be

if I had just eaten

much better

(much better)

(Much better)

(much better)

(much better)

(much better)

 

Come out

whats the hold up for

cant poop

and boy my ass is sore

and if I only watched what I eat

I would be

 

someone trying to

just remove poop

but its being held back

and I cant relax

Im trying to get through

but I cant because you see

tell me

 

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated?

I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited

It hurts like this

cause you try,

and you die,

'cause it dont,

go to the bowl

but it dont come out now

easily

this would be

if I had just eaten

much better

 

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated?

I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited

It hurts like this

cause you try,

and you die,

'cause it dont,

go to the bowl

but it dont come out now

easily

this would be

if I had just eaten

much better

[SOULSEARCHER]

this is last for today befo I get fired.

"THE" remix of any song I ever heard was the Nas "one mic" song some guy and the radio remixed as Mike Tyson version. That was the funniest thing I heard in awhile( I almost ran off the road cuz I was laughing so hard)

 

" all I need is one right, one right" classic I'll try and find the lyrics and the song for y'all. aight i get back to work befo they really fire up in here, but one more for u guyz it's a good one.

 

welcome to popeyes may i take your order?

Uh.. uh uh uh uh

Uh.. wait a minute now

Uh, uh..

Can you hear me out there?

is y'all ready?

Let me hear ya

Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Trew]

I'ma sucka for soul food like mashed potatoes (hey)

mild not spicy cause it hot for my nose

Greasy Fried Chicken puts a stain on my clothes

And after I finish grab a bag to go

(Can i have that?) ? Hell no!

When I eat the dirty rice it leave me askin for mo

bring the price low at the sto', and there you go

The service never slow

And I always bring coupons+, cause baby I'm po

You say you like that, and I'm one car behind

For my chicken snack; I'm next in line

I eat it - time after time, popeyes on my mind

I eat a three piece dinner for just two 99

They ask me, "Who dat is, orderin this, talking quick?"

Somebody probably hungry wantin chicken and shit

But ain't nobody else got chicken like this

Should we go to KFC? **** 'em, taste like shit, HEY!

 

Chorus: ????

Hungry Hungry, want some popeyes popeyes

Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fried Chicken tonight

Hungry Hungry, want some popeyes popeyes

Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! it tastes right, weeze there ery'night

 

[Trew]

the break of dawn, chicken

Money long, chicken

Pass up Taco Bell for that greasy fried, chicken

Chillin in the hood, but **** it's good, chicken

If you ain't bout popeyes then best be gone, chicken

If you with me (uh) protest when you walk past KFC

, don't be eat there, poopoohead nasty

don't ask me, Mario Gord-on

for no food less it's popeyes station

See the fried chick-on, somethin smells amaz-on

I got a chick rollin up, half dark and white-an

Another one pag-in, tellin me to come home

and bring her chiken fingers cause she don't like the bone

I used to like churches, chicken; finger lickin

went there every day what the hell was I thinking

now Popeyes got the powers make me eat that shit for hours

Kicked the ***** up out my room thought the chicken was ours, MINE

 

Chorus

 

Finished off a whole bucket, hands are sticky

Gettin chicken out your teeth, can be tricky

Yoinkin biscuits out a ho's mouth, I ain't picky

Swich stores when they run out - whatchu mean?!

Only Popey's when I eat ouuuuuuut - come and get me

Get Spicy when it's cold ouuuuuuut - is you wit me?

I wanna pull some cole slaw out ouuuuuuut

eat the garbage that they throw ouuuuuuut

Get the combo with the lemonade

Eatin Popey's is better than getting laid

Wendy's- got frosty, but that ain't enough for me

You understand me, popeyes is yummy

If you compare it to your local KFC

Then you'll see it got more grease than Dr. D

No Chicken I'm hungry, stomach gets empty

lose weight like Louie, grow thinner than Doogie HEY!

[Ariadne]

Do you guys remember gangsats paradise by Coolio

well this is the parody of that

 

Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

 

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine

Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

 

We been spending most our lives

Living in an Amish paradise

I've churned butter once or twice

Living in an Amish paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice

Living in an Amish paradise

We sell quilts at discount price

Living in an Amish paradise

 

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek

I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved

An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of

I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat

And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years

But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare

We're just technologically impaired

 

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar

Not a single luxury

Like Robinson Caruso

It's as primitave as can be

 

We been spending most our lives

Living in an Amish paradise

We're just plain and simple guys

Living in an Amish paradise

There's no time for sin and vice

Living in an Amish paradise

We don't fight, we all play nice

Living in an Amish paradise

 

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter

Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another

Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart?

Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like

On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife

So don't be vain and don't be whiny

Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

 

We been spending most our lives

Living in an Amish paradise

We're all crazy Mennonites

Living in an Amish paradise

There's no cops or traffic lights

Living in an Amish paradise

But you'd probably think it bites

Living in an Amish paradise

[Ariadne]

Remember pretty fly for a white guy by the offspring?

 

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi by Weird Al Yankovic

 

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa

 

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

 

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

 

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past

But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last

But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick

I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick

 

So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?

Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too

Workin' like a dog at the synagogue

He's there all day, he's there all day

Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear

He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer

Just grab your yarmulka and

Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

 

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)

 

He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice

He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price

He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel

But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

 

People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"

He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off

Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul

What's not to like? What's not to like?

On high holy days, you know he prays and prays

And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise

Put on your yarmulka and

Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

 

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss

He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss

They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip

The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip

 

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

 

Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

 

He's doin' well, I gotta kvell

The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell

Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"

And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"

Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots

Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz

So grab your yarmulka

The one you got for Chanukah

Let's put on our yarmulkas and

Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

[Captivating_SouL]

eh yo shego band its the jump off right here man,

it's maryolle

and we’re about to make it happen….

 

[Verse 1]

 

I been gone for a minute now I’m back at the jump off…

Popo in the club in case 13 starts the jump off

Seen sunny siders with em nite mouth cravers to pump it off

Ali yow its in the graveyard where you get dumped off

If you step up with em colorful maxamuse n speak of slangs of “ eh yow eh yow “

 

All i wanna do is party

And by brotha’s at side starin like a hockey

Black ajouso dressed in nothing but……. OW..

I'm tryna leave with fuad

So farhan sorry but your fin fin finiiiiish

Spread love thats what a real ma do

Keep it qaxotii style look out for her people

I'm the crazy chick of the east ya betta keep em naggy friend/ or acquainces aside

keep the cash stack

Or out come the shit

 

 

[Hook]

This is for my peeps with the Camry the Cherokee the Hundai

Genetic Escalade 1 and 1/3 inch rims

Jumpin out the mercury wit the gims

Keep you're bread up

And live good East coast West coast worldwide

All my farah’s in the hood stay high

And if you cabin weekends let me hear you say right {right}

 

[Verse 2]

It's Captivating Soul shit ya drawers out

Special delivery from you and yours

If you hide from yo hood then make some noise

I got my eye on this brotha’s w/ soul-

Let me show you what im all about

How i make a 10 pound of helib areer dissapear in my mouth {WOO}

Shake up the house throw down ya pride

Bet it all playa **** the price

Money is everythin consume it like oxy..

Aint seen much of the world

tryna pop sumin once

 

Shine my shoes

Hang on my money

Gimme some new n step with the gas

You know what we about mothers tribes and gossip

 

 

[Hook]

This is for my peeps with the Camry the Cherokee the Hundai

Genetic Escalade 1 and 1/3 inch rims

Jumpin out the mercury wit the gims

Keep you're bread up

And live good East coast West coast worldwide

All my playas in the hood stay high

And if you cabin weekends let me hear you say right {right}

[Infatua.5an]

HAHAHAH...my fav has to be the R kelly remix...that was mad funny and frighteningly true...i got to HIDE the kids (War Ahmed, Mohamed iyo Mahmoud...guuriga so galaa) 2 Kids and the Daddy..damn i feel like am raising 10 children