a blonde joke

[nazia_20]

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."

The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

[NoVa]

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[Mizz_Fabolous]

A blonde goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says: Doc it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts! Doc what's wrong? The doctor answers: Your finger is broken!

[Mizz_Fabolous]

Two brunettes and a blonde just broke out of jail, while running form the police they run into an old barn to hide. The first brunette hid up in the loft, the second brunette hid in the stalls, and the blonde hid in a potato sack. The police ran in. One cop ran up to the loft and the brunette says, 'meowwwww'. 'Nothing but a little cat up here' says the cop. 'Okay, let's go check the stalls' So the other brunette says 'moooooooooo'. 'Oh, nothing here but a cow'. 'okay, lets go check over there by that potato sack' so they go over there and the blonde says 'potatoooo'

[Lefty]

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You guys are killing the blondes!

[MiZzZ_JiGGa_doGG23]

wat up y'll

aight hea another blonde joke..

THERE WAS BLONDE AND HER HUSBAND OUT FISHING

HER HUSBAND FELL INTO THE WATER. THE BLONDE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO HER HUSBAND SAID

'just pass me a life-saver'

SHE REPLIED- which flavour do you wont?

[AngelEyes]

-why can't a blonde dial 911?

 

she can't find the eleven.

 

-A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

 

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

 

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

 

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

 

-Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.