Conspiracy Posted May 25, 2003 Yo **** feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo **** aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo **** lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo **** 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat! Yo **** hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo **** hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo **** so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo **** so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo **** twice the man you are. Yo **** cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo **** is missing a finger and can't count past nine. Yo **** arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo **** middle name is Rambo. Yo **** in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." Yo **** rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. Yo **** so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo **** mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo **** gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo **** breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. I saw your **** at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. I saw your **** kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving." Yo **** teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
