Holac Posted March 1, 2014 On the United Kingdom: "Why run to Britain, a very cold and uninhabitable country with nowhere where you can say you can live happily? The houses are very small, why go there?" At the state funeral of one of his Cabinet ministers: "I am still the Hitler of the time. This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for." On criticism of his regime from President George W. Bush: "These are the last kicks of a dying horse." On gay people: "They are worse than dogs and pigs. I keep pigs, and the male pig knows the female one.” When asked if he plans to run again for president: "Why do you want to know my secrets?" On cricket: "Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen." On Obama's policy on gay rights: "We ask, was he born out of homosexuality? We need continuity in our race, and that comes from the woman, and no to homosexuality. John and John, no; Maria and Maria, no. They are worse than dogs and pigs. I keep pigs and the male pig knows the female one.” On gay rights: "It is not worthy of discussion. Those that engage in such acts are insane. We cannot tolerate this, otherwise the dead will rise against us." On white people: "The only man you can trust is a dead white man." On being better than Jesus: “I have died many times - that's where I have beaten Christ. Christ died once and resurrected once.” On Tony Blair: "Is it not obvious that Britain, under the regime of Tony Blair, has ceased to respect the Charter of the United Nations?" On Blair's tactics: "The UK set gay gangsters on me" On criticism: " Only God, who appointed me, will remove me -- not the MDC, not the British. Only God will remove me!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Safferz Posted March 1, 2014 You forgot my personal favourite, when he told Morgan Tsvangirai that he's "dicing with death" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holac Posted March 1, 2014 Safferz, how about this one. On Morgan Tsvangirai: "I have never seen someone that ugly" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hassan1508736697 Posted March 1, 2014 I'm on the floor laughing my ass-off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xaaji Xunjuf Posted March 2, 2014 Long live Robert Mugabe a visionary African leader Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miyir Posted March 3, 2014 <cite> @Holac said:</cite> Safferz, how about this one. On Morgan Tsvangirai: "I have never seen someone that ugly" lol! no argument from me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mooge Posted March 4, 2014 lol. mugabe is funny. but this morgan tsavargaria is a pimp. he recently got married to best looking middle-aged woman in zimbabwe. lol. one more reason that women don't give a piece about looks. they would drool over a monkey if he has power, money or fame. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites