underdog Posted May 20, 2003 A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted May 23, 2003 I see Tagane had to "bootleg" some stuff.....Thats cool, I do a little bottlegging myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyWalker Posted May 23, 2003 yo, underdog, i had to edited mine, a friend of mine just emialed me, i started loughing out loud in the middle of the labarery i most got kicked out. three times a day,saven days a week in both ways, looooool, why did the mom fainted anyway lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted May 23, 2003 Maybe she didn't know her little girl could handle that........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
