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A Small Problem

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A Small Problem

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.

The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''

Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.

''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

''How did you know that?'' she wonders.

''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''

 

 

Baby Hermaphrodite

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ''I have something to tell you about your child...''

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, ''What's wrong with it?''

The doctor says, ''There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.''

The woman looks confused. ''A hermaphrodite, what's that?''

The doctor replies, ''It has both features of a male and a female.''

The woman looks relieved. ''What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?''

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Xafsa   

^^^^ I knew that word...heard it when I was about 14..still stuck to me cause i didn't know people like that were real.

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Xafsa   

didn't come up with the jokes...I have skills in finding them.......which isn't really a skill......darn it!!! It sounded nice when i was typing it :(

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