Xafsa Posted May 16, 2003 A Small Problem A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks. The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!'' ''How!?!?!?'' she asks. ''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.'' ''Well how long does it take?'' she asks. ''They should expand over the years,'' he answers. ''How did you know that?'' she wonders. ''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?''' Baby Hermaphrodite A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ''I have something to tell you about your child...'' The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, ''What's wrong with it?'' The doctor says, ''There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.'' The woman looks confused. ''A hermaphrodite, what's that?'' The doctor replies, ''It has both features of a male and a female.'' The woman looks relieved. ''What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?'' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted May 16, 2003 LOL...I like that the first one bashes women and second bashes guys....very politically correct Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted May 20, 2003 funny though,lots of booby stuffs down there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NinBrown Posted May 21, 2003 funny ma...a labeebshe kid..how many of u knew that word? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xafsa Posted July 20, 2003 ^^^^ I knew that word...heard it when I was about 14..still stuck to me cause i didn't know people like that were real. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted July 21, 2003 LOL Gabar wheere u gettin this stuff from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lake Da agony Posted July 22, 2003 lol very funny indeed you got skills?? u mean to tell me u thought about those jokes, i see...... I wonder how u came up with the first one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xafsa Posted July 23, 2003 didn't come up with the jokes...I have skills in finding them.......which isn't really a skill......darn it!!! It sounded nice when i was typing it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
