underdog Posted May 8, 2003 One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. "I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water. Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting. The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted May 9, 2003 loooooooooooooooooooooooooool Thats darn funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lefty Posted May 10, 2003 LOL That was a good one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted May 12, 2003 You get the thumbs up from me UnderDog! I thought that was funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites