Mogadishu: Ugaali, Kebab and Niiko

[Kaluun]

Upon arrival, one will be asked: "Sir do you want kebab, Ugaali (also known as AMISOM) or Niiko (also known as gabadh).

 

In Mogadishu, they have a digital counter that counts the number of kebabs and niiko that collide but no one counts the number of Ugaalis and Niiko. According to the official Maandho (Mogadishu's version of Rolex) counter, the number of kebabs meeting and endorsing niiko stands at: 2 (stay tuned for update)

 

Number of Ugaali and niiko: Unknown. I wonder why?? hmmm I blame the camouflage uniform (Maandho can't detect them).

 

In short, the media in Mogadishu loves dearly when Kebab turns otherwise forgotten niiko into a Cinderella story; kinder like Mogadishu itself but......when its Ugali's special day even the paid photographer (Ugali Shilling) doesn't show up saying 'wewe al shabab kidnapped me';

 

Uno

 

 

Due

 

 

Note: Is it me or do they make one wedding dress in the great land of the Kebab?

[Xaaji Xunjuf]

Aslong as she is happy and he is Muslim no problem, but her Kids cannot be Somalis they will be Turks

[Kaluun]

Xaaji,

 

That's true but inter-racial marriage is not the issue. The issue is why does Mogadishu count Turks marrying some maskiin girl in Mogadishu but ignore the larger mix between them and AMISOM troopers.

 

It won't be long before we get the third Turk edition.

[guleed_ali]

A Muslim and a Muslimah completing half their deen nothing to see here I guess....