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"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

 

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

 

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

 

"Talk about a huge breast!"

 

"It's Cool Whip time!"

 

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

 

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

 

"Are you going to come again next time?"

 

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

 

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

 

"Don't play with your meat."

 

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

 

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

 

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

 

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

 

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

 

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

 

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

 

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

 

"How many are coming?"

 

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

 

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

 

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

 

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