underdog Posted May 7, 2003 A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifiling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put", the judge replied, "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artifical limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by underdog: he detached his artifical limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. ...U gotta love 'em! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted May 8, 2003 Tha Son of a GUN! <<<the JUDGE's face,i bet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BallaTician Posted May 8, 2003 underdog, ur the king of jokes, i by thee crown u somaliaonline's king of jokes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
