SOL government

[Cadale]

President: Haatu

Prime minister: Alpha Blondy

Deputy prime minister: Baashi

 

Defence minister: Malistar

Minister of Internal Affairs: Xaaji Xunjuf

Minister of Women's Affairs: Safferz

Propoganda minister: Mooge

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Odaysomali

Minister of Justice: Miskiin-macruuf-aqiyaar

Culture minister: Wadani

Finance minister: Somaliphilosopher

Transportation minister: Nuune

Communication minister: Cadale

Public works minister: Xiinfiniin

Minister of Natural Resources: Tallaabo

 

 

[Presposterous]

The next day Haatu asks Alpha to resign under the rationale that Alpha lied about his circumstances of him staying in Somalia (Hargeisa ) for the past 3 years in which he lied to the President by telling him earlier that his stay was due to overseeing family business when the fact was that he actually was a mental case back in Europe. Loooool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

Footnote: Haatu intends to name MenaceToSociety of Snet the new undisputed PM of the hell-hole called Somalia

[Safferz]

According to WHO? :mad: Reshuffled cabinet after my coup in two days:

 

President: Safferz

Prime minister: Wadani

Deputy prime minister: Ibtisam

 

Defence minister: Tallaabo

Minister of Internal Affairs: Reeyo

Minister of Women's Affairs: Alpha Blondy

Propoganda minister: Apophis

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Somaliphilosopher

Minister of Justice: Nin-Yaaban

Culture minister: Miskiin-macruuf-aqiyaar

Finance minister: LayZie G

Transportation minister: Nuune

Communication minister: Cadale

Public works minister: Maqane

Minister of Natural Resources: Haatu

[Cadale]

Breaking news: Cadale, the leader of United Somaliaonline congress (USC), Alpha Blondy,leader of somaliaonline national movement (SNM) and Haatu, leader of Somaliaonline Patriotic Movement (SPM) has decided to form an alliance to overthrow safferz and her regime.

 

warbaahinta runsheeg.com

[guleed_ali]

Where's the Minister of Religious Affairs (Awqaf) and the Grand Mufti?

[Safferz]

Cadale;986964 wrote:

Breaking news:

Cadale, the leader of United Somaliaonline congress (USC), Alpha Blondy,leader of somaliaonline national movement (SNM) and Haatu, leader of Somaliaonline Patriotic Movement (SPM) has decided to form an alliance to overthrow safferz and her regime.

 

warbaahinta runsheeg.com

Plot twist: "Berberawi" Cadale revealed to be of HAG origin and immediately expelled from the tripartite coalition, leaving him to become Mayor of the Politics thread, with limited influence outside of it. Former women's minister Alpha Blondy throws his hands up and says "f*ck it, and f*ck these guys," and declares the secession of the Women thread, which the international forum community refuses to recognize. With the prime minister position now vacant after the defection of Wadani to Alpha's sovereign Women thread, Safferz enters negotiations with Haatu to re-stabilize her centralized SOL state, offering him the position as PM. Once again, Safferz' regime comes out ON TOP and stronger than ever.

 

Having now *won* the inter-SOL civil war, with the temporary concession of the mayoralty of the Politics forum and the Women Republic, Safferz and Haatu now strategize on how to successfully incorporate the adjacent Somali forums into Greater Somaliaonline. Stay tuned.

 

guleed_ali;986965 wrote:

Where's the Minister of Religious Affairs (Awqaf) and the Grand Mufti?

Guleed the ministry is yours, as long as you are loyal to Safferz' Republic.

 

Updated cabinet:

 

President-for-life: Safferz

Prime minister: Haatu

Deputy prime minister: Ibtisam

 

Defence minister: Tallaabo

Minister of Internal Affairs: Reeyo

Minister of Women's Affairs: Che_Guevara

Propaganda minister: Apophis

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Somaliphilosopher

Minister of Justice: Nin-Yaaban

Minister of Religious Affairs: guleed_ali

Culture minister: Miskiin-macruuf-aqiyaar

Finance minister: LayZie G

Transportation minister: Nuune

Communication minister: N.O.R.F

Public works minister: Maqane

Minister of Natural Resources: Blackflash

[DoctorKenney]

Doesn't Chimera deserve a spot on this cabinet?

[Safferz]

DoctorKenney;986970 wrote:

Doesn't Chimera deserve a spot on this cabinet?

I thought about making him my minister of culture, but he's been MIA for months now. But if he returns, I will instead appoint him chief historian and head of the national archives.

[Classified]

SomaliaOnline Socialist Republic

 

President for life: Classified

Prime Minister: Post abolished

Deputy Prime Minister: Post abolished

Cabinet: Dissolved (for now)

Parliament: Dissolved

[Classified]

^ Welcome on board Lieutenant Apophis. You need to start organizing Xisbiga Hantiwadaaga SoomaaliaOnlineed (XHSOL) (SomaliaOnline Socialist Party).

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Safferz's Updated cabinet:

 

President-for-life: Safferz------ saffy is too liberal

Prime minister: Haatu-------- Haatu is too conservative. ^These two are a President-PM clash waiting to happen

Deputy prime minister: Ibtisam------I hear she is married to a Bengali?

 

Defence minister: Tallaabo------ LOOOL how many pepper spray bottles do you buy a year hoorta?

Minister of Internal Affairs: Reeyo--- perhaps a good fit

Minister of Women's Affairs: Che_Guevara----- war the guy is ex shabaab

Propaganda minister: Apophis---- propoganda has to be subtle!

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Somaliphilosopher----- what? the guy is a jaajuus!

Minister of Justice: Nin-Yaaban-------- an SOL gulag waiting to happen...

Minister of Religious Affairs: guleed_ali------ who are you?? Ex-teacher? Now Wadaad? Did Sheekh Shariif open an SOL account?

Culture minister: Miskiin-macruuf-aqiyaar---- Hmmmmmmm

Finance minister: LayZie G---------- one word musuqmaasuq

Transportation minister: Nuune------- the guy has a train set and makes paper airplanes, these are qualifications now a days?

Communication minister: N.O.R.F--- A script cannot be a minister!!

Public works minister: Maqane-------LOOOL is he not busy enough with google translate?

Minister of Natural Resources: Blackflash----No comment

[Tallaabo]

All these consecutive tyrannical regimes are completely useless. In each government there are ministers for propaganda and culture but no one to run education and health for the nation!! This says a lot about the priorities of the tyrants. I have no choice but to organise a "SOL spring" to bring down the devils:mad:

[Haatu]

So I went from being a President to being the gacanyare of a mad feminist? I resign from the Caraweelo Government and seek asylum in the internationally unrecognised Women Republic. I shall raise an army and end the rule of the Caraweelo Regime. Prepare for war!

 

Xalaybaa habeenkoo badhtamay, buun la ii tumaye

Barkintaan ku jiifiyo darmada[1], baw kasoo idhiye

baalaha intaan deyey hurdada soo baraarugaye

 

Buntukh[2] iyo lasoo baxay rasaas, badanoo ii tiile

Beerkaan kusoo xidhay ableey,[3] baarax loo tumaye

Bisinkiyo waxaan soo cuskaday, baraha yaasiine

Sidii baydaraan[4] dhigay dharkii, biifka ka caddaaye*

 

1. Darmo - Mat

2 Buntukh - Rifle

3. Ableey - The biggest type of dagger

4. Baydare - A hunter who lives in the wild and survives only on what he kills

 

-------

(*)From the poem Beyr by Maxamed Macallin Muxumed (Dheer)

[Alpha Blondy]

Cadale;986960 wrote:

President: Haatu

Prime minister: Alpha Blondy

Deputy prime minister: Baashi

 

Defence minister: Malistar

Minister of Internal Affairs: Xaaji Xunjuf

Minister of Women's Affairs: Safferz

Propoganda minister: Mooge

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Odaysomali

Minister of Justice: Miskiin-macruuf-aqiyaar

Culture minister: Wadani

Finance minister: Somaliphilosopher

Transportation minister: Nuune

Communication minister: Cadale

Public works minister: Xiinfiniin

Minister of Natural Resources: Tallaabo

 

 

this. without the somalia-isms.

[Classified]

Apophis;986996 wrote:

Are we a Marxist-Leninists or are Stalinist state?

We're Neo-Marxist-Leninists.