Xafsa Posted May 1, 2003 Government Tactics The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NinBrown Posted May 2, 2003 Xafsa i like thi one..LOL..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diaspora_Dude Posted May 6, 2003 That's crazy now, U made me lough to death gurl Peace Love & Unity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xafsa Posted May 6, 2003 This is one had me cracking up too It goes to show you just how safe LA is :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
