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J.Lee

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A guy goes into a church for confession and he goes in to the confessional.The priest says I gotta go and take a shit can you cover for me? The guy says sure.The priest tells him all he needs to know is written on the walls inside the confesional.

 

 

The priest leaves....

 

 

The man is covering for the priest and a women walks in.She said i just had oral sex.The man looks it up on the wall and says pray 2 hail mary's.Another women walks in says i just had sex in my parents bed.The guy looks it up and says pray 5 hail mary's.The next girl comes in and says i Just had anal sex.The guy looks it up and doesn't see it on the wall.The man goes to go find the priest but finds a alter boy isntead.He asks the alter boy what does father give for anal sex.

 

 

The alter boy whispers in the mans ear..."2 Chocolate bars and a Yahoo but don't tell anyone

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