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nafta

Things Only A woman Driver Can Do!!

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nafta   

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway,

I looked over to my

right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with

her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I

looked back she was

halfway over in my lane still working on that

makeup!!

It scared me ( I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my

electric shaver,

which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of

trying to straighten out the car using my knees

against the steering

wheel,it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between

my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing

me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my

shirt and disconnected an important call!

F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS !!!! :D:D:D

 

This one had me cracking for hours

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Lefty   

LOOOOOL....One thing that most people agree on is women are the worst drivers. May god help them!

 

 

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Adna   

Salaams to all

 

:cool: this was funny but the truth is yes we are bad drivers bit you know what there are some men too you guys have to admit that. :D to lefty bro i saw with my eyes a guy who was driving on the raod and shavig his gar see we are in the same baot right now so chill out there are some of us whao are really good drivers,,,,,,,,,,, smile.gif

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