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Naasir

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Naasir   

Hey Nomads, am sure some of our sisters relate to this smile.gif

 

1. Wear them house slippers into the grocery store!!

 

2. Come to the club 7 months pregnant!!

 

3. Dig waaaay up your nose in your car next to me at the stoplight!!

 

4. Get acrylic TOENAILS to match your acrylic fingernails!!

 

YUCK!!

 

 

 

5. Give me a pager number when I just gave you myhome number!!

 

6. Bring them kids in the Laundromat dirty with no shoes on and you all fresh, dolled up smelling

 

like DKNY (perfume)!!

 

7. Think that when I said "Do you want something"

 

from the concession stand, I meant popcorn, drink,

 

candy, AND nachos!!

 

8. Get on the bus thinking you look good with your

 

nails did & a nice outfit, but have 3 inches of

 

NEW GROWTH under them braids!!

 

9. Put your Xtra large breasts in that Xtra Medium

 

tank top! EWWW!!

 

10. Stand by the speaker in the club and pull out

 

your cell phone so we could see you use it.

 

I know you couldn't hear anybody!!

 

11. Come to the party with nothing and then got mad

 

when they ran out of drinks and food.

 

12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl

 

had on last week!!

 

13. Clean those chitlins in your bathtub.

 

14. Buy that fully-loaded, BRAND NEW Range Rover and

 

still asking your mom to help you with the rent!!

 

15. Use my good shoe to kill that roach in your

 

Section 8 house!!

 

16. Purposely not shave your underarms and wear that

 

sun dress!!

 

17. Wear them open toe mules and let your big toe

 

touch the ground!!

 

18. Let your house phone get cut-off in order to pay

 

your cell phone bill!!

 

19. Turn him down because his BMW is an '88 and you

 

got a bus pass!!!And lastly.....

 

20. Take 75 dollars worth of food stamps out of your $350 Coach bag!!

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Blessed   

lol

1. Wear them house slippers into the grocery store!!

Guilty as charged. I just love walking arround with my dacas :D The rest can't really be directed at my nomad sistahs..

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Naasir   

Ameenah

I hope the rest can't be directed to the sisters too but what about this one... and please don't make me pic few more smile.gif

"12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl"

 

Ciao:)

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Iffah   

Lol! Naasir, I don't know about # 12... but # 19 could probably, sorta, kinda apply to some sisters :D (not generalizing)

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You know what as i read this list, all it did for me was bringing an image of African american womens to mind. I really can't associate with anything on the list, beside wearing sandles to the shopping store...The rest in my opinion is just not a reflection of Somali people in general...Therefore that maybe why i can't see my friends neither other somali females i have known doing any of that...But anyways it was funny..bee bye.

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Blessed   

Originally posted by Naasir:

"12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl"

I don't wear my mates cloths.. but do wear my hooyos brand new diracs to weddings. I think most sisters do that too cos diracs are expensive ya know :D

 

But you know what Naasir.. Somali brothers wear each others cloths too... I mean they really wear the lable out of their desigeners don't they? :D

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Naasir   

Ameenah... You have nailed it. Even though it said "to the club" it doesn't necessarily has to the club, you could be going to the shopping mall, movies. Or it could be some one who has a date with none other than your own Naasir and he wants her to wear the nice shorts of her girl (Culuso/Caasho/Dhimbilo)to show off those sexy legs ;)

 

And plssssssssssss don't tell me you haven't seen/heard a sis with a beautiful hair using weaves that she doesn't even need it. I have and felt sory for her, but if she had a kinky hair like me it would have been a different story ;)

 

Hasta Luego smile.gif

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1. Wear them house slippers into the grocery store!! whats wrong with that? You expect me to be wearing my highheel shoes? :confused: ..

I like dem slippers :D

 

12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl had on last week!! loooooool

walaahi ..the phones be ringing maalinta ruwaayada...geber kasto ne wexee ku haaysaa.."waa wareey wee iga jejebantahay ee surwaal madoow oon shatigeeyga madoow ugashto ma haaysataa´" ;):D

 

17. Wear them open toe mules and let your big toe loooooooooool this was very funny kix kix :D:D

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Blessed   

Originally posted by Naasir:

Ameenah... You have nailed it. Even though it said "to the club" it doesn't necessarily has to the club, you could be going to the shopping mall, movies. Or it could be some one who has a date with none other than your own Naasir and he wants her to wear the nice shorts of her girl (Culuso/Caasho/Dhimbilo)to show off those sexy legs
;)

No, I would not let a sister waer shorts so that you can have your evil way with her waaryaahe :mad:

 

 

And I know what your doing, I verify one of your points and you give me another one ... game over! icon_razz.gif

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