Naasir Posted April 23, 2003 Hey Nomads, am sure some of our sisters relate to this 1. Wear them house slippers into the grocery store!! 2. Come to the club 7 months pregnant!! 3. Dig waaaay up your nose in your car next to me at the stoplight!! 4. Get acrylic TOENAILS to match your acrylic fingernails!! YUCK!! 5. Give me a pager number when I just gave you myhome number!! 6. Bring them kids in the Laundromat dirty with no shoes on and you all fresh, dolled up smelling like DKNY (perfume)!! 7. Think that when I said "Do you want something" from the concession stand, I meant popcorn, drink, candy, AND nachos!! 8. Get on the bus thinking you look good with your nails did & a nice outfit, but have 3 inches of NEW GROWTH under them braids!! 9. Put your Xtra large breasts in that Xtra Medium tank top! EWWW!! 10. Stand by the speaker in the club and pull out your cell phone so we could see you use it. I know you couldn't hear anybody!! 11. Come to the party with nothing and then got mad when they ran out of drinks and food. 12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl had on last week!! 13. Clean those chitlins in your bathtub. 14. Buy that fully-loaded, BRAND NEW Range Rover and still asking your mom to help you with the rent!! 15. Use my good shoe to kill that roach in your Section 8 house!! 16. Purposely not shave your underarms and wear that sun dress!! 17. Wear them open toe mules and let your big toe touch the ground!! 18. Let your house phone get cut-off in order to pay your cell phone bill!! 19. Turn him down because his BMW is an '88 and you got a bus pass!!!And lastly..... 20. Take 75 dollars worth of food stamps out of your $350 Coach bag!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blessed Posted April 23, 2003 lol 1. Wear them house slippers into the grocery store!! Guilty as charged. I just love walking arround with my dacas The rest can't really be directed at my nomad sistahs.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Naasir Posted April 23, 2003 Ameenah I hope the rest can't be directed to the sisters too but what about this one... and please don't make me pic few more "12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl" Ciao:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted April 23, 2003 Lol! Naasir, I don't know about # 12... but # 19 could probably, sorta, kinda apply to some sisters (not generalizing) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 23, 2003 You know what as i read this list, all it did for me was bringing an image of African american womens to mind. I really can't associate with anything on the list, beside wearing sandles to the shopping store...The rest in my opinion is just not a reflection of Somali people in general...Therefore that maybe why i can't see my friends neither other somali females i have known doing any of that...But anyways it was funny..bee bye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blessed Posted April 24, 2003 Originally posted by Naasir: "12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl" I don't wear my mates cloths.. but do wear my hooyos brand new diracs to weddings. I think most sisters do that too cos diracs are expensive ya know But you know what Naasir.. Somali brothers wear each others cloths too... I mean they really wear the lable out of their desigeners don't they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Naasir Posted April 24, 2003 Ameenah... You have nailed it. Even though it said "to the club" it doesn't necessarily has to the club, you could be going to the shopping mall, movies. Or it could be some one who has a date with none other than your own Naasir and he wants her to wear the nice shorts of her girl (Culuso/Caasho/Dhimbilo)to show off those sexy legs And plssssssssssss don't tell me you haven't seen/heard a sis with a beautiful hair using weaves that she doesn't even need it. I have and felt sory for her, but if she had a kinky hair like me it would have been a different story Hasta Luego Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted April 24, 2003 1. Wear them house slippers into the grocery store!! whats wrong with that? You expect me to be wearing my highheel shoes? :confused: .. I like dem slippers 12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl had on last week!! loooooool walaahi ..the phones be ringing maalinta ruwaayada...geber kasto ne wexee ku haaysaa.."waa wareey wee iga jejebantahay ee surwaal madoow oon shatigeeyga madoow ugashto ma haaysataa´" 17. Wear them open toe mules and let your big toe loooooooooool this was very funny kix kix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted April 25, 2003 My bad, I took that back........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blessed Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Naasir: Ameenah... You have nailed it. Even though it said "to the club" it doesn't necessarily has to the club, you could be going to the shopping mall, movies. Or it could be some one who has a date with none other than your own Naasir and he wants her to wear the nice shorts of her girl (Culuso/Caasho/Dhimbilo)to show off those sexy legs No, I would not let a sister waer shorts so that you can have your evil way with her waaryaahe :mad: And I know what your doing, I verify one of your points and you give me another one ... game over! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haaruun Posted April 25, 2003 Ameeenah..............................lol Duqda u daa diracyadeeda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites