before and after

[underdog]

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and

appeared in court last Friday before the judge. The judge said,

"You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second

chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and

try to show others the evils of drug use, and get them to give up

drugs forever. I'll see you back in court next Monday."

 

Monday, the two guys were back in court. The judge asked the first

guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I

persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." The judge was

quite impressed and said, "Seventeen people? That's wonderful.

What did you tell them?"

 

The first guy said, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles

like this:

 

O o

 

"And told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and

this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable,"

replied the judge.

 

"And you, how did you do?" the judge asked the second guy.

 

"Well, your honor I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" The

second guy answered, "I used a similar approach." (He draws two

circles)

 

o O

 

The second guy continued, "Well, I said, (pointing to the small

circle) this is your asshole before prison."

[SuNsHyNe]

LOL!!!!

[Paragon]

LOoool

[NinBrown]

LOOOOOL...Underdog u them in this section.

keep it rolling

[nafta]

hahahaha, walahi this one killed me, dayumm, tru say though, wonder wat'll happen when he gets in prison! would't be too hard to make a choice

[MaD-ciEntiSt-sNr]

haha haha Shizzles ma Nizzles,, thas shyt was off da Hizzy 4 shizzy ,, Dayuum,, Ji99a u the Realest,, after Chris Rock if u aint the Somali Version of Him,, h haha

 

 

Damn Hommie

[NoVa]

heheh ...damn, that was off the hook....thnxs underdog

[mz-alpha-soup]

heheh..loooooooool...thaz funny yo.. u killing me....LoL