Blondes Jokes

[Musadaq]

Legally Blonde

 

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. "Honey, are you okay?" he asks her. "Yes" she replies. "Then what are you doing?" he asks. "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb and I wanted to do it by painting the house." she replies. "Then why are you wearing a ski jacket over a fur coat?" he asks. "Well," she replies "I was reading the directions on the paint can and it said.....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

[lovely me]

[Musadaq]

FINALLY A SMART BLONDE.....

 

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the

loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for

two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security

for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls

Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,

she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to

accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at

the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a

$5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the

Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the

interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss,

we are very happy to have had your business, and this

transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little

puzzled.

"While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are

a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there

when I return?"

[boycott]

LOL @musadaq

 

How many blondes needed to play hide and seek? 1

 

Why do blondes watch porn til the end? to see if parteners are getting married

 

Why doesn't a blonde eat a banana?

She can't find the zipper.

 

Two blondes are walking down the street while one exlaims: " oh! a dead bird"

the other one scans the sky: " where is it"?

 

Why did 18 blondes go to the same movie?

The sign said, "Under 18 not allowed."

 

How to make a blonde busy: write on a paper "turn the page " both sides

 

What is a blondes idea of safe sex?

Locking the car doors.

 

How do blondes eat banana?

<img src="http://www.banane.be/images/femmes/bananes-pour-blondes.jpg" border=0

[Musadaq]

Thanks. Yours is funny as well tho.