nivea_nova Posted April 18, 2003 A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said:Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says ' What do you have to say in your defense? The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. The machine's or mine ?!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralDaughter Posted April 18, 2003 Well done ...that brought a smile to my face Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovely me Posted April 19, 2003 who should keep the baby.... good one sis i always thank women shuold keep her baby no matter what it takes.... i know now it is joke... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
