J.Lee Posted April 17, 2003 woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison." Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?" The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today." The proposal...a bonus joke A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baashi Posted April 17, 2003 "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is." and hell..they will show him. Waaba bilcaamo hakuu tashadaan . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NinBrown Posted April 18, 2003 LOL MsWord....the bonus joke is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted April 18, 2003 Heheheeeeee.....very funny.....the bonus joke was funnier though.....lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
