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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework

assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

 

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.

 

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

 

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,

somebody get that catacomb.

 

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

 

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum both.

 

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss

disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

 

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said

penis.

 

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."

He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

 

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment

undermine.

 

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and

took me to the poolhall.

 

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you

break.

 

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan

on stain for dinner?"

 

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say

"fortify."

 

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

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