underdog Posted April 15, 2003 The teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.” Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m clever—that answer’s mine!” The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, “Abraham Lincoln,” The teacher said, “That’s right, Susie, you can go.” Johnny was mad. Susie had answered first. The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘I Have a Dream’?” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, “Martin Luther King.” The teacher said, “That’s right, Mary, you can go.” Johnny was even madder than before. Mary had answered first. The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, “John Kennedy.” The teacher said, “Thats right, Nancy, you can go.” Johnny was fuming. Nancy had answered first. As the teacher sat down, Johnny muttered, “I wish these b!tches had kept their mouths shut.” The shocked teacher asked, “Who said that?” Johnny jumped up and hollered, “Bill Clinton!!! See you Monday!” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 15, 2003 looool that's funny but the boy needs his mouth watched with soap....He is too young for those words....U know what i was looking around in my e-mail and found this joke and i thought why waste space and post it under a new topic...So here it is hope u enjoy it...It's called Elderly Dating: At the Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When he finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the lady, "Up or Down?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes. There they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or Down?" The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or Down?" She replied "Up." This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, "nothing!" She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were 'F*** or DROWN'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted April 15, 2003 LOL ... Good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 15, 2003 looooool glad that you liked it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted April 15, 2003 LOOOOOOOOOOOL Gax Gax Gax Gax......Thats was mad funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
