underdog Posted April 14, 2003 A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla sitting in a tree, staring back at him (as if that's not funny enough.......) . He tried unsuccessfully to get the gorilla to leave, so he called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with: a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs, and a shotgun. “Now listen carefully,” the serviceman told the homeowner. “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for the privates of the animal, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs!” “Got it.” the homeowner replied. “But what's the shotgun for?” “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,” said the serviceman, “shoot the Chihuahua Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
global_nova Posted April 14, 2003 Go underdog! Brilliant! No I'm not applying for your the job opening. Just letting you know that someone read it and cared enough to reply. Now isn't that just wonderful! Well, you didn't go to the internet obviously and look up the gorilla language dictionary. Well, you didn't tell us the punch line! oh, save the chihuahua -- that's nice -- what about the neighborhood! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted April 14, 2003 Thanks for the reply Nova. It's good to know someone appreciates the jokes....I wonder if everyone else is just laughing quitely... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
