HONEY-D Posted April 14, 2003 Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00. p.m.Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. :mad: They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees. Women would rule the world. Two babies A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man "Aren't they cute, what is their names?" The man giving the lady an angry look replied "I don't know". The lady asked again "which is a boy and which is a girl". The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know". The woman then started to scold the man "What kind of a father are you?". The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralDaughter Posted April 14, 2003 lol...So true....It just proves our ( WOMEN) theory...That MEN are the Weaker SEX.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 14, 2003 loooool looks like you and Mad-Scientist were thinking the same thing or got the same e-mail, cause he posted this in general section. But it's funny............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
biG mOm Posted April 14, 2003 asalamu calaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakaatuhu very funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
