25 ways to tell the semester is dragging on too long...

[Iffah]

Hey guys,

This was emailed to me recently & not wanting to be greedy, I came to share it with you all

I'm sure you can relate to at least one of the following...

 

25 WAYS TO TELL THAT THE SEMESTER IS DRAGGIN' ON TOO LONG ...

 

1- Shaving becomes more and more optional by the day.

 

2-You get more sleep in class than you do in your bed.

 

3- You can no longer distinguish your bank balance from your GPA.

 

4-You actually think, "If I were diagnosed with Pneumonia, I could get a doctor's note excusing me from finals!"

 

5-You can't say the word "Lab" without qualifying it with some kind of profanity.

 

6-You spend more time calculating the lowest possible mark you can afford to get on your final exam than you spend studying for it.

 

7-You only wash dirty dishes when they outweigh you.

 

8-The tomatoes in your fridge have become sentiment.

 

9-The first thought you have when you wake up is "20 more hours and I can go back to sleep!"

 

10-MasterCard is now master over you!

 

11-You forget to pay rent, hydro and phone bills. But you'll do anything to ensure cable isn't disconnected.

 

12-Your concept of cleaning the toilet is "Aim for the stain"!

 

13-Those "Train At Home For A Better Career" commercials seem like a viable alternative to your course of study.

 

14-Being a stand up Comedian seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.

 

15-Being a Professional wrestler seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.

 

16-Even though your IQ exceeds your body weight you can't remember what you did yesterday.

 

17-"Tearing your hair out" used to be a figure of speech.

 

18-Just about anything constitutes a healthy meal provided that you drink it with milk.

 

19-You are briefly convinced that your inability to get dates is actually a blessing because you don't have time for it.

 

20- 3 meals in one day is special occasion.

 

21-You memorize acronyms you learned in class and use them regularly, but have no idea what they mean.

 

22-You can't remember a concept you learned last semester, but you can quote word-for-word an episode of the Simpsons you saw two years ago.

 

23-"Catching the news" means watching Sportsdesk while eating breakfast.

 

24-The only thing that keeps you from causing your roommate serious physical harm is the fact that the Hydro is in his name.

 

25-Lists like this actually describe your life.

[Keeping Faith]

loooooool Ilhaam oh my god most of them are soo TRUE :eek:

Especially this ONE!

Just about anything constitutes a healthy meal provided that you drink it with milk.

[-Serenity-]

OH GOD! thats so ME esp da following...

2-You get more sleep in class than you do in your bed.

 

3- You can no longer distinguish your bank balance from your GPA.

 

7-You only wash dirty dishes when they outweigh you.

 

18-Just about anything constitutes a healthy meal provided that you drink it with milk.

 

20- 3 meals in one day is special occasion.

[Miriam1]

loool number 6 describes me compeletly in the middle of a test i will pic up my calculator to see how much my mark will drop if i fail this test

 

good one

[Ariadne]

lol # 2 and 20 hit the mark

[Senora]

4-You actually think, "If I were diagnosed with Pneumonia, I could get a doctor's note excusing me from finals!"

i HAVE BECOME THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF WITH ALL OFM EXCUSES, MY TEACHERS WONT BELIVE A WORD I SAY ANYMORE, LOL!

 

 

9-The first thought you have when you wake up is "20 more hours and I can go back to sleep!"

I'm always thinking when i wake up, except mine is more 16-18 hours.

[Iffah]

Lol...I knew you could all relate. Glad you enjoyed it.

 

Ruba...I do that the night I should be studying for the test.

 

Princess..lol. I'm always counting how many hours till I get up again...

 

I think #25 fits me well

 

 

Good luck with your Exams!!