underdog Posted April 11, 2003 A guy goes out with his buddy from work one night and gets trashed. He pukes all over his shirt and says "Oh man!! My wife's gonna kill me. she'll know for sure I was out drinking". "Relax" says his buddy, "put $5 in your top pocket and tell her some drunk puked on you and gave you 5 bucks for the cleaning". The guy thinks thats a great idea and continues drinking. He gets home that night and trys to sneak into the house. His wife turns on the light and yells "where have you been?...and what is that awful smell?" The guy throws off his shirt and explains "Some drunk guy puked on me and gave me $5 for the cleaning." The wife picks up the shirt and says "but there's $10 in here" "Oh yeah, he also sh!t in my pants" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
