Slow day

[underdog]

The Texas rancher returned from a business trip to Dallas and was met at the station by the grizzled ranch foreman. As they were tooling back, the rancher asked the cowboy if anything special had happened while he was gone.

"Not much," sez the cowhand, spitting a wad out the side of the pickup.

 

"Good," grunts the rancher.

 

"The dog died."

 

"Ah, too bad. I liked that old hound. What happened, old age?"

 

"Naw," sez the foreman. "Eating spoiled meat."

 

"Well I be dipped. Where the hell did he get spoiled meat?"

 

"From all the dead cows."

 

"All the dead cows? How did all the cows die?"

 

"When the barn caught fire."

 

"Good Grief, man-The barn caught fire? How did the barn catch fire?"

 

"From the house."

 

"Man, what are you saying? What caused the house to burn down."

 

"Caught fire from the drapes."

 

"Drapes? Are you nuts, what did the drapes catch fire from?"

 

"The candles at your mother's funeral."

 

"Jesus Christ, how did my Mother die."

 

"I guess she had a heart attack when your wife ran off with the ranch house cook.

[SCORPION_SISTA]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

Now if that's what one guy considers a slow day, i wonder what for him would be a fast day...