underdog Posted April 9, 2003 If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 9, 2003 go underdog go underdog go underdog looks like u on a roll dude....loooooool funny though i like this ones: 1.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 2.Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" 3.Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" 4.If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 5.If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? I believe so..cause ones he is arrested he would start saying i am "innocent". he is silent because of his job not because he can't speak.. well i guess that's my favorite..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
global_nova Posted April 9, 2003 So deeeeeeep -- I must seek transcendental meditation to fathom your profound statement! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted April 9, 2003 Nova, I guess that means you're confused and you need to sit down and think happy thoughts... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted April 10, 2003 I liked this one the best Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted April 10, 2003 Hmmmm...nice list. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" I liked this one. I had it as a Sig for a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keeping Faith Posted April 10, 2003 What a list underdog! loool this one was funny. hmmmm Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
