underdog Posted April 9, 2003 A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by. One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road. Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field. He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer." And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 10, 2003 hehehehehehehehe this is another good one. Mean priest that was By the way what city is that, so i could tell my lawyer to be sister to avoid it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted April 10, 2003 Heres another joke I was just told: A woman went to the doctor for a check up. She found out everything was fine with her. But she asked her doctor what was wrong with her husband because lately he took a particular liking to anal sex. The doctor asked her if she liked it she said yes then lowered her eyes. The doctor told her "there was nothing wrong with liking it, but make sure not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified by this "you can get pregenat?" she asked "Of course, where do you think lawyers come from" replied the doctor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
