And this happened because there was a somali there.

[shyhem]

This thread is for original or close to original somali jokes.

 

We start with the four somali cab drivers.Once upon a time there were four somali cab drivers.A Very hard working men and after a few years in business they decided to contribute money and buy a cab together.

 

After a while they bought the cab for $20,000.And the next day they started the business,but they could not agree on who will drive and how much he will get.

 

Finally they decided they should hire a driver and they told him, he will start on friday.

Friday came and the driver was ready to take the cab for spin.However the four owners couldn't trust the driver and they decided that someone should follow the driver and make sure he doesn't hide anything from them including his careless driving habits.

 

 

After afew minutes they discovered that the four of them belong to different clans and the driver and one of the owner who was to follow him belong to the same clan.Each one quietly said to himself mmmmmmmmmhh that qabil can't be trusted and if i trust them with my little share of the business i'll eventually end up like the central bank of Somalia.

 

Now they decided that the only way to be transparent and make profit is for everybody to be present when money is actually been made in the cab.That day they just went to sleep and decided to start the operation the next day.

 

The next day the four owner came together each carrying his lunch box.The four of them got into the cab and the driver hit the gas.They went round and round around the city.

 

Remember its saturday and that's when most of the cab business are busy making money, but this guys couldn't get even a single passenger after five hours of business.

 

One of them suggested that he knows an area in downtown that has an ever ready cab passengers and booooooom they went there.

 

Hours gone and still nobody is interested in their cab.That day they went home empty handed and they payed the driver from their pocket.

 

ON sunday same shi-t again,monday too, tuesday,wednesday,thursday all the way to the next weekend.No change at all,no income at all.

 

 

Finally they decided to sell the cab and break up the business since each thought he was better off when he was alone as taxi driver.That's why even today u'll neva see two somali taxi drivers in the same cab.

 

Now did u get the joke,the irony is that there is already four of them in the cab and plus the driver they hired.That makes five pple inside the cab and in America u can neva have more than five pple in the same cab,furthermore who is crazy enough to stop a taxi full of five black men.

 

Next time u start business trust u'r somali driver and everything will be fine.

[Adna]

yeah i got he joke

it's really funny hmmmmmmmm somali hmmmmmm funny