Unkown213 Posted April 6, 2003 Hello to all nomads this is the funniest joke that you will ever read. Hope you will enjoy it. Peace out! Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little son. Daddy: Oh !! You *****!! Mommy: What?? You ******* ! Son: Daddy, Mommy, what's ***** and ******* ?? At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up something. Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son. Son: Oh I see!! 2(superscript: nd) SCENE The little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was reading the papers. Son: Mommy, what's breasts and penises? At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say. Mommy: "It means coats and hats, son" Son" Oh I see!! 3(superscript: rd) SCENE Daddy was shaving his beard and the son passed by the toilet, suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed.... Daddy: Oh shit!! Son: Daddy, what's shit? At this moment, Daddy's eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say: Daddy: "It means shaving cream, son". Son: Oh I see!! 4(superscript: th) SCENE Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said... Mommy: Oh **** ! Son: Mommy, what's **** ? At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say. Mommy: "It means stuffing, son. Son: Oh I see!! 5(superscript: th) SCENE It's Christmas eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all his uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house. Proudly he said... "Welcome in, *******s and *****es! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment. You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is ******* the turkey in the kitchen, but don't worry, they'll be out here in a minute! Everyone fainted!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted April 7, 2003 There are so many different versions of this joke, and i heard it a million times,nevertheless its still humorous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
