Xafsa Posted April 1, 2003 Ancient Chinese Torture A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaabir Posted April 1, 2003 ouch.. :eek: lol.. that must have hurt kkkkkkkkkkk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyWalker Posted April 1, 2003 looooooool,xafasa, you are one evil little girl i felt some pain my self for just reading that testicle story its lose-lose situation. take the advice guys keep you pants on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 1, 2003 :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: DANG i don't know how i am going to get that image out of my head now. Oh god, see one must know everything before they make a decision Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted April 1, 2003 I read this at work and showed it to a couple of people I work with.I thought I was someone isku kaadshey:) from laughter Its was pretty darn funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xafsa Posted April 2, 2003 I'm glad y'all liked it...this should teach some of you men a lesson!!! peace and luv Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted April 3, 2003 OOOUUUCH!!!!....DAAAAAMN!!! Then Again...HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
