biG mOm Posted March 31, 2003 Asalaamu alaikum One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sMiLeY Posted March 31, 2003 hahhahhahah funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted March 31, 2003 Hehe..Ta-ta daddy. I hope he figured it out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted March 31, 2003 That was hilarious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muslim sis Posted April 4, 2003 kikikikikikikikikik hahahahaha "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." looooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites