nafta Posted March 30, 2003 HE: can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face likeyours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!! HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share!!! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoYz_at_lovezone Posted April 4, 2003 damn loooool this is trueeeee i can imagine a woman can say that....... why ? the question is why woman are so negative......?????? i have seen many guys who blame the woman why she is negative.........this is a very good example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 4, 2003 I love those lines!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted April 4, 2003 my favourite is this one HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavenly Posted April 5, 2003 LOOOOL....i catch ma self using those lines Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
