Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery.

[Mad Scientist]

(1)Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

 

(2)Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

 

(3)Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

 

(4)Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration!

 

(5)What's this doing here?

 

(6)Hmmm.. I never knew that thing was in there.

 

(7)Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

 

(8)Oh no! I just lost my contact.

 

(9)Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie..

 

(10)What do you mean you want a divorce?

 

(11)Someone call the janitor! We're going to need a mop!

 

(12)I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

 

(13)Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

 

(14)OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

 

(15)You fool! You got the arms and legs switched.

 

(16)and last but not least...FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

[Miriam1]

Funny

Love #9

[NoVa]

looooooooool hehe..i'm laughting' yo' for real that's so true...ain't nobody want's to hear those lines...lol damn boy that was a good 1'...shit now u be scaring any1 thats about 2 have a surgery lol...watch out...Doctor is the last person ya wanna trust...

[Iffah]

LOL! Very funny.

 

Nova..hehe. Naa dadka haka waalin.

[Keeping Faith]

loooooooool funny mad scientist

[Goodir]

loooool

 

OMG this is so true

 

#3 so scary OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOH no wants to hear that

[-Serenity-]

This is supposed to be in the JOKES section ... How many times do the moderators have to stress that putting topics in the right section is a Priority!!

 

Sh!t...think I should be a moderator...any votes?

[caasho badhi weeyn]

heheheh..

fary fary vanny...i was laffin all daY..hheheh...hoohoho...zat waz vary vary guud...it mayd me laff and syt on da faloor..lol

nah 4real tho'...dat was som tight iisshh...

[Gabbal]

loooooooool

 

(6)Hmmm.. I never knew that thing was in there.

 

(9)Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie..

 

(12)I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

 

(15)You fool! You got the arms and legs switched

[Conspiracy]

LOL this is one of the best

(7)Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

[MinneapolisKID]

Guys let us follow the rules and post threads on the right forum next time. It doesn't take that long to look around and see what is going on.

[ProudSista]

Mad Scientist: I don't believe that you know how it feels to lose someone in a surgery, and you shoulden make fun of something that serious @ the first place.

 

& no your not funny!!