boycott Posted March 29, 2003 Jewish gets into a pub: he calls the waiter, a black guy.. -hey you dirty black, give me a beer ! the waiter unhappy unswers: -sir its unkind talking like this, if you were me how would you react? the jewish: alright let me show you, give me your tray and sit down... the black: with revange esprit: -hey dirty jewish give me a beer! the jewish: -get out!!! we dont serve blacks!!! 2 jewish meet 1 says to the other , how much you give for my wife, i'am selling her the other says: -nothin -done deal !! jewish are trustable pple, one can believe always what they say when a jewish says "i eat", he eats when a jewish says i"sleep" he spleeps when a jewish says "i pray", he prays when a jewish says "i give", he says david across moché on the street, -hey how you doing -great thanx, how is your wife..? then he remebers that she was dead years ago.. so he tries to recap, hummm is she still dead? well if you got any post them here. you know we somali aint no anti-semite but 6 jewish changed the way we should see this ******* world. -Moise said "evrything is law" -Jesus said "evrything is love" -Marx said "evrything is money" -Rockfeler said" evrything is for sale" -Freud said" evrything is in the head" or "evrything is sex" -Einstein said "evrything is relative" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabbal Posted March 29, 2003 loooooooool when a jewish says "i give", he says Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted March 30, 2003 The reast were alright, but this was pretty funny.... 2 jewish meet 1 says to the other , how much you give for my wife, i'am selling her the other says: -nothin -done deal !! I just can' get enough of the marriage jokes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted March 30, 2003 the rest were alright, but this was the funny one.... 2 jewish meet 1 says to the other , how much you give for my wife, i'am selling her the other says: -nothin -done deal !! I just can't get enough of the marriage jokes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boycott Posted March 30, 2003 horn d'afrique: how greedy in't? yaa ka fujiya mise feedh baan uga qaadnaa tolow? one little jewish asks to his father: dad give 5 box -what, 4box? what you gonna do with 3 box? here, 2 box share with ya sista.. Princess_sexy : is it cos your so sarcastic about mariage like me lol well here are some others in parentheses: husband and wife got 1 guest couple for a diner, to celebrate their 25th yr of wedding. meanwhile the wife prepares the coffee, the husband guest spoke confidently to the other husband -i cant believe that 25 yrs later your callin your wife with so cute names like sweet hart,darling,lovee, my baby...etc i really admire you. -the other husband says to the ear of his guest: to be honest with you..infact..i forgot her name ! 1 couple are talkin and the wife asks her husband -what do you like the most in me? is it my natural beauty or my esprit? - the husband : your sense of humor! the fondamental one: sweety you know i'd go to the end of the universe for ya? oh yeah?.. but would you agree to stay there for me? What i do fancy the most are smutty ones + thoses misogynic on blondes but i can't post them here..out of topic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyWalker Posted March 31, 2003 "i dont get it" now that is funny what part did you not get it, him going at the end of the universe for her, or her asking if he would stay their.(as of she dont want him no more) lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mojam Posted April 28, 2003 the whole thing. honest to GOD! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nafta Posted April 29, 2003 The suitcases. A customs agent stopped Sam, an elderly Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases. In the first suitcase, the agent found over 1 million pounds in £10 notes. "Excuse me, sir" he asked Sam, "where did you get all this money?" "Vell, I'll tell you," Sam began, "I love Israel. For many years I travelled all around the world and stopped off at all of the public toilets in all the major cities; I vent to New York, I vent to London, I vent to Madrid, to Prague, to Paris, everywhere. As soon as I arrived, I vent into all the cubicles where the men were peeing and I say to them, "Give me £10 for Israel or I'll cut off your testicles vit my knife." "That's quite a story," the customs agent said, "what's in the second suitcase?" "Vell, you know," said Sam, shaking his head, "not everyone likes to give..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweet_gal Posted April 29, 2003 last poster.....What did he have in the second suitcase....I am lost.... was it testicles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nafta Posted April 30, 2003 yeh it was, cuz obviously sum ppl were not so willing to give money "so he vent and cut it off!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
