Dont Marry a Fat Somali Woman and other critical things in choosing a wife [Big Boys Guide]

[Jiir-Jiroole]

1. B cup breasts

 

A young woman with B Cups is going to be proportional and in shape overall. After the kids those puppies are going to morph into C Cups and C Cups are absolutely perfect. Enough for a handful, they crush against your chest when you kiss just right, they fill out a shirt, cleavage gets activated and they don’t suffer from sagginess like D or larger does. Miss D Cup at 22 is Mrs. EE Cup at 42 and her back always hurts and she’s cranky from the pain half the month. Her asss is wide as well. Be advised.

[Typical situation faced by farahs when the wifes turn 30].

 

No Smoking.Not even shiisha. Basically it’s a nasty habit but it’s also a serious health risk. The woman that smokes will age much faster and become much less sexy over time. Also you risk lower weight babies and birth defects if she can’t stop during pregnancy. Also importantly people that smoke just smell so powerfully bad that it overrides even their own sense of smell and much of sexual attraction is smell based.

 

Positive Family History. Did she have a reasonably intact family home and childhood? If she’s from a divorced family then you will have a higher likelihood of divorce in your marriage to her. Again the purpose of your marriage is not to save a woman, it’s to have a happy productive life with someone. Is the rest of her family basically normal and generally free of mental illness, developmental disabilities, crime, cancer and drama?

 

Virgin. You heard me. The fewer sexual partners a woman has before marriage the higher her marital satisfaction and the sexual satisfaction she has within marriage. You very much want your wife to sexually imprint on sex with you and completely bond to you. The sex is just going to be that much better over the long term. Not to mention no other ex-lovers lurking on Facebook, sexual diseases, bad experiences and regrets to worry about. The harsh truth to the modern hook up girl is that yes indeed every time you sleep with another man, you damage your long term wife potential. Plus the best predicator of future behavior is past behavior and highly promiscuous women before marriage are probably far more likely to cheat on you during marriage.

 

Can problem solve with tools other than emotion. If you’re running into excess drama over minor issues, and the woman using tears, anger or moodiness as a problem solving tool, this will not get better over time. Treat it like a shit test a few times, but if you find it keeps coming back at you again and again, just move on. Who wants to spend 50 years with a screechtard whose hobby is giving you a colonoscopy?

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[Wadani]

What did you two above me find wrong with this list of recommendations?

[magalbi]

Useless ideas how can you comment on almighty creation

[mkhalil]

SubhanAllah may Allah swt guide the original poster. None of this information, with the exception of smoking, has little basis for any kind of facts. Divorce happens in this generation more and more regardless of if parents were divorced or not. Obesity is a health risk for anyone, man and woman. It increases health problems, and puts people at risk for adult onset diabetes, certain (BUT NOT ALL) types of cancers, and increases risk for heart disease. Breast size of a woman has NOTHING to do with her health or weight, some are just more 'blessed' than others. This sounds like a zionist pig, not a Muslim who knows their deen, who came up with this information in the OP. May Allah swt give the poster what he/she deserves.

[Aroori]

mkhalil;974612 wrote:

SubhanAllah may Allah swt guide the original poster. None of this information, with the exception of smoking, has little basis for any kind of facts. Divorce happens in this generation more and more regardless of if parents were divorced or not. Obesity is a health risk for anyone, man and woman. It increases health problems, and puts people at risk for adult onset diabetes, certain (BUT NOT ALL) types of cancers, and increases risk for heart disease. Breast size of a woman has NOTHING to do with her health or weight, some are just more 'blessed' than others. This sounds like a zionist pig, not a Muslim who knows their deen, who came up with this information in the OP. May Allah swt give the poster what he/she deserves.

+1

[CooleyM]

Everything except the 1st statements sounds perfectly legit.

[Hawdian]

Words of wisdom next time post in the general section. Kkkk