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Originally posted by SHAMSA:

"I've never wanted to be an ice-cream cone soo bad in my life" (think about it)

I've thought about it and I still don't get it. :confused:

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shyhem   

BARWAAQO

U did n't get the meaning mhhhhhhhhhh maybe u ain't familliar with the world of giving heads.

 

if a girl was licking an ice cream and u replace the ice cream with a guy with a cheesy line like the above one,what do u think is gonna happen?remember the licked subject has changed but the licking is still continous,now i'ope u got the idea y someone will use the ice cream thing.

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I work for an animal rescue team and you are the ugliest bird here so my mission is to rescue u 2nite.

Damn Nindoon.........that was funny!

 

 

1. Did it hurt? me:what? Him: when you fell from heaven...

2. Your lips are tempting, can I kiss them?

 

3. abaayo, Marry maad la dhalatay? Noo!Then marry me.....

 

4. this one happened last week and I did give him my digits....

<<< Abaayo, Fartaada shaaha ii gali..sokortiiyaa dhamaataye :D it was damn funny :D:D

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Baluug   

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Those are all so f***in funny!!I got one for ya:

Is your dad a baker?Cause you got some nice buns!!

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Niciima   

Here is a few that I have came across in my time:

 

1. I wonder what our children would look like.

2. Hey I am new to Town. Can I get directions to your Place.

3. Your soo hot...your *** is on fire.

4. I lost my # can I have urs.

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Is your dad a baker?Cause you got some nice buns!!

This one is really funny??

 

Anyone heard these " I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

 

"Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

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Is your dad a baker?Cause you got some nice buns!!

I cnt stop laughin' at these lines man. I cn hardly breathe!!

 

Anyone heard these " I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

 

"Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

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lol   

modest: loooooooooooooooooooooooooool... I hope u didn't give him ur number...coz he is gonna chew the hell out u...

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