SuNsHyNe Posted December 18, 2002 Hi everyone, I thought I should share some chessy pick up lines that we discussed at work today with colleagues!! "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" "Nice belt-but i bet it would look better if I wrapped it around my neck" "I'm an army recruiter. Why dont you come over to my place and be all you can be" "U Da BOMB" "Oh my there's a god" "Can I borrow a quarter? I promised I'de call my mother when I founf the woman am goning to marry" "Life is too short, go home tonight with me" "Girl the things I wanna do with you are illegal in 27 states" "Your so beautiful it hurts to look at you" "I've never wanted to be an ice-cream cone soo bad in my life" (think about it) "Can you call 911 for me? I think my hurt stopped beating when I saw you" "You sure look good, how was heaven when left it?" "You look like my first husband and I've never been married" "You know what they say about guys with big hands" "I've been told I'm really good with my hands" You....Me....F***! Excuse me do u F*** or do I owe an apology? Guys I can go on for ages, but I wanna hear your cheesy chat up line?! Go on I know u all have some funny ones!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted December 18, 2002 I got some.... "You go, me go how much" it works for Middle East Guys in south East Asia "I have seen you some where, but you look better now" "Iman right?" "I am a manager in IT company, we are looking for a talented person, do you think you fit into that category?" " it is cold, isnt it?" " have you seen a big lady around here, I think she is looking for me, can I you hide me?" loooooool special hunt words for somali girls "I am half somalian, and dont speak somali well" " I can cook canjeero imagin!" "I dont eat Qaat" "I am home by 9:00 PM" peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted December 19, 2002 lol og_moti I cook canjeero who uses that lol thats cute Im not a guy but I think we can bend the rules a little bit here for chessy pic up lines we heard over the years the worst one ever in terms of chessiness is guy says "did it hurt?" girls says "did what hurt?" guy replies "when you fell from heaven" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuNsHyNe Posted December 19, 2002 Cushtic Cutie, LOL!! Thats a good one. And this applies to boys and girls so keep em coming guys!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runawayvirgin Posted December 19, 2002 loooool CCutie:) "is your pants from above..coz you a$$ is so perfect" "some one call 911..she stole my heart" "Hooyadey baa ii ducaysay saakay" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eastside Lover Posted December 21, 2002 Just a few that made my sides hurt lol... "You're like milk, i want to make you a part of my complete breakfast" "My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it?" "Honey, you're so sweet I get sugar diabetes just looking at you." "Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying." "Do you believe at love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again." "Is your mother a thief? (pause) She must have been to steal the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuRcOs_1st_LaDy Posted December 22, 2002 hehehehe y'all got me laughing over here....... a couple bad pick up lines i heard in my day was.... ~" i lost my number can i have yours?" ~"are you somali?" (i look like THE MOOOOOST typical somali girl WHY WOULD SOMALI DUDES ASK ME SUCH QUESTIONS? ~"is your brother abdi/mohamed/ahmed?" ( asking the most common boy somali names to try and start a conversation) damn i know i look good but can i live....lol i'm just playin' wit y'all! I'm not concieted i'm just convinced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malitia--Gyal Posted March 21, 2003 Honey , y don't ya sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first ting that POPS up!!! **** me if I'm wrong....but ain't we met before? I wanna use dem thighs as earmuffs. Why don't u come ova and we can do math in bed; add the bed, subtract da clothes, divide the legs, den ama multiply. Ay sexy.....can u suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? Ay yo do ya give head to strangers? (No) Well, den, let me 2 introduce myself. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have u been drinking? This Valentines Day, I really want u to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands. This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head over-heels for ya....and I know some other positions too. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and u can blow the **** outta me. Sweety, if u were a porch I'd take out all dem nails and screw ya. Baby, there's a party in my pants and guess wha? you're invited! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thinkerman Posted March 21, 2003 special hunt words for somali girls "I am half somalian, and dont speak somali well" " I can cook canjeero imagin!" "I dont eat Qaat" "I am home by 9:00 PM" lol am gonna have to do an empirical study on those and assertain the validtity of ur claim OG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice202 Posted March 21, 2003 lol shamsa I lyke that army recruiter one.. Malitia--Gyal damn that math problem one is a killer..lol Cheezy ones "Damn, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?" "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name." "Why are you soo beautiful?" (used that one once..and she goes i dont know...then u know me i was like let me tell u ma..lol) "Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too..."(stupid right) "Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!" "Do I know u from somewhere?"(the oldest one in the book...is all good somali honeyz fall for that one..lol) These next ones have been used on me..lol Damn gurls got no game man. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Me: No. Well then, please start." Me: hell no..(bahal)lol "Aboowe, I neve seen a tall light skin cute Somali brother like u!"...lol...(she hatin ..there is plenty of us...i dont know what happen to them.) and much more.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted March 21, 2003 Well those are funny lines. These are some response i got for two questions which come my way sometimes: 1. "Are u somali" now i look at them in the eyes and i say in somali "nah i am running away from the mafia and the Amish people said they were booked for fugutive beds, so i decide to come and hide in somali party!" 2. About the list of brothers name, after they done i just say with shocked face "gosh you were so close, but my brother's name is Malaadaliin (sp)" and just walk away. Now these are some pick-up lines that always make me laugh now matter how many times i read it: (1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? (2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. (3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out. (4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven. (5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them? (6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? (7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb! (8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. (9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. (10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me. (11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful. (12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted March 21, 2003 Your parents must be retarded, because you are special LOL, I'VE never heard that one before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nindoon Posted March 22, 2003 Hey guys I heard some sleazy lines in my time here are few: 1.If I told you, you had a nice body would hold it against me? 2.A guy came up to me once and said you are the most beautiful girl in here and I said something more original plz so he came back and said I work for an animal rescue team and you are the ugliest bird here so my mission is to rescue u 2nite.lol Needless to say he got my digits very original. 3.Once a nigerian dude referred to me as delicious like KFC. 4.Your feet must be tired you've been running thruogh my mind all night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoMa_InC Posted March 22, 2003 loooooooooooolz Diz shit is 2 funny 4 ma ribs 2 handle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by nindoon: I work for an animal rescue team and you are the ugliest bird here so my mission is to rescue u 2nite. Hehehe! Now that's a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
