Humour

[Business_Man]

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend a sex filled afternoon with her for $500.

 

So they do.

 

Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him,

but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,

calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

 

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.

 

So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following

typed note:

 

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.

I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the

apartment, I was under the impression that:

1) it had never been occupied;

2) that there was plenty of heat;

3) that is was small enough to make me cozy and at home However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

 

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned

the check for $250 with the following note:

 

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to

remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you

don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present

landlady!

[LuCkY]

MR.MILLENIUM THAT WAS FUNNY I TELL YA! I GUESS THAT BUSINESSMAN LEARNED(HIS LESSON)THAT A BEAUTIFUL GIRL CAN HAVE BOTH BRAINS AND BEAUTY...TOO BAD HE UNDERESTIMATED HER.(NOW WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH?)

 

*WHERE DID U GET THIS STORY? DID U MAKE IT UP?*

[SoMa_InC]

Funny but send it 2 da jokez side..aight

[MiSs_LeXuS]

Hahahahahahah,,,,,,,,,,I am laughing off my sit.

Now that has to be the most funniest thing that I have came across.

Where on hell did u get this joke from?

 

 

Damn...I bet that u didnt even make that up.

Question: "Did u make it up"?

[Deeq A.]

Mr. Mill, Please post on the appropriate forum next time. I believe I have already informed you about this issue in private. There is no need for us to keep moving your threads to the appropriate forum everyday. It is really a very simple process of knowing what forum category would be best suited for your post.

 

Thank you brother.

 

Admin

Somalia Online Team

[Return Of The Paki]

i say... LETS CHUCK MR MILLENIUM OUT!!! hes a disgrace to "US" SOMALIS!!!! :mad:

[Business_Man]

I got this joke from the net. If i am a disgrace then you must be an Angel paki!